ADULTS ONLY!!!!!! ADULT CONTENT!!!!!

IF YOU ARE NOT A LEGAL ADULT IN YOUR REGION OF THE UNIVERSE, OR SEXUAL CONTENT OFFENDS YOU,OR YOU DON'T LIKE BOUNCING BOOBIES, OR YOU'RE RIGHT HANDED BUT ONLY JERK OFF WITH YOUR LEFT HAND, OR YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE BUDWISER AS THE TRUE HEIR TO THE THRONE OF BEERS(IT SAYS SO RIGHT ON THE CAN.)

alright, the last 2 demands really don't matter